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terça-feira, 20 de janeiro de 2009

Heaviest element known to science

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Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

9 comentários:

Temos o governo dos EUA como exemplo.O estado aumentando de tamanho,ao invés do governo cortar gastos,ele vai e aumenta.

Obama deveria pensar em cortar gastos para resolver o deficit americano.

Mal começamos e acho que o Jumento de Ouro já tem seu dono.

Excelente! Aparentemente esses elementos somente pararão de crescer quando todos os morons e peons pararem de votar nos cabeças com um só neuron.

Muito bom o texto! Mas aparte da importancia de não inchar o "Governmentium", talvez um dia essas mentes cientistas consigam observar como pequenas concentrações de "Governmentium" são importantes para que outros elementos (mais leves, ágeis, não inertes e cheios de elétrons), como o 'mercadium' e seus derivados, não passem por processos atômicos de auto-destrutivos!

Rafael, o "jumenton" de ouro.

T.