A conversation

Perfect: Master Yoda! Have u been following my discussion about interest rates in the social media?




Y: Yes, my dear Padawan




P: Don't call me that, it sounds silly




Y: I know, young padawan




P: Anyways, I totally buy your theory relating interest rates to slavery (or lack of thereof); there can be no other explanation! Those neoclassical morons! They know shit, and yet are making fun of me all the time!




Y: Tomate hatred in your heart I sense, my pupil. beware of the dark neoclassical forces. they want you to respond, but do not! chill !




P: They insist on failed explanations, like risk, fiscal imprudence, subsidized credit, clogged channels, etc




Y: Listen my dear, stop the whining and please tell me your forecasts for inflation and gdp for 2018? You work for a bank, correct?




P: Yes, Master. I expect inflation to be 1% and growth -2% next year. It is the neoclassical economists' fault.




Y: Into the top 5 u shall not make, my padawan, with these projections




P: I DONT CARE




Y: Control your anger, u must.


P: I hate that indoctrinator, I cannot help it. Help me Master.


Y: He wants to seduce you to the dark side. He is also trying to tempt me with strange riddles. He wrote a note saying: "US also had a long period of slavery and yet interest rates are super low"


P: what does that mean, Master?


Y: It is unclear; I am conferring today with Masters Goldsmith and BLoser. Solve this mystery we ought.

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